Are you the type of person who watches a show like “Survivor”? Of course not. “You are not…the sort of person who would watch Survivor. It’s not just the larvae-eating contest (which ex-Survivor B.B. Andersen, 64, helpfully describes as “like having a booger in your mouth”). It’s the gladiatorial concept: stranding 16 people on a tropical island to scrabble for food and shelter, all for the delectation of sluggards licking Cheetos dust off their fingers in their air-conditioned living rooms.” – Time 06/26/00