The “Seussical” cast has written a “Cat in the Hat”-like review of critics in verse: “I do not like reviews that pan, I do not like them, actor I am. Could I, would I like to see Clive Barnes swinging from a tree? Could I, should I, hope in vain To see them writhing in such pain? I could, I would, oh what the heck, Make them go through four months of tech.” – New York Post