WHERE’S A YENTA WHEN YOU NEED ONE?

The New York Philharmonic’s search for a new music director has turned into agony. “The search could be likened to the plight of picky single New York women. It’s like being a marriage broker. You ask, ‘Are you interested?’ Then you go out on a date. But it seems the best ones are always taken.” Handicapping the field. – New York Observer