Joe Queenan’s excited at the prospect of Madonna writing children’s books. “The English Roses will be based on the adventures of a red fox and a young prince. Presumably, at least one will be androgynous; though probably not the fox, as the species already has enough image problems. It sounds quite fascinating. But better still are the brief outlines industry sources have leaked of the other four books in the series…” One working title: “Ricco Has Six Mothers and at Least as Many Fathers”