“I know it’s wrong. I’m trying to stop. It’s just that the temptation is too great. I love music. And every song I ever wanted is out there for the taking. I am a downloader… I know I’m supposed to just say no. And I know the record industry is cracking down. My attempts to download one popular song led me to a bunch of bogus files; I assume they were part of the record companies’ covert attempts to disrupt the downloading services. I know Big Brother is looking for me… I need help.”