Seattle artist Jeff Hengst put two paintings outside his studio – an oversized Arnold Schwarzeneger and an oversized Anna Nicole Smith. He woke up this week to find that Nicole had been taken overnight. “Arnold’s useless to me without Nicole,” he said. He called the police immediately. Although he wasn’t expecting them to rush over and dust for prints, he was somewhat taken aback when they declined to come. They took his story over the phone and sent him a form to fill out.”