The morality play is unfolding right on schedule after Janet Jackson exposed a breast on American TV. “The flap – the Federal Communications Commission is launching a full probe into the whole half-time show, because a horrified nation demands it – is unfolding because the knocker was flashed on network TV during a ‘family’ program. The thing is, I think, that CBS is now so weirdly infatuated with the Jacksons that it believes that they’re your average American family.”