A new series being shopped around for American TV is about Homeland Security agents. “It’s about two D.H.S. agents who hurry to trouble spots and fight no-goodniks with the help of local police. According to the production company, President Bush and Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge both endorse and contribute sound bites to the introductions of the series. The producers also claim to have ‘clearance’ from the FBI, the California State Counter-Terrorism Unit and the Los Angeles Police Department. Now, you and I might scoff, but this is a serious business.”