Newt Gingrich, Super-Reviewer

Former Speaker of the House of Representatives Newt Gingrich has been “leading a secret life. Night after night for years he’s been slipping out of the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy, wolfing down spy novels and then reviewing them for Amazon.com. So prolific and proficient has he been at this pursuit that he has attained the coveted title Amazon Top 500 Reviewer. Newt is number 488.”