“Ashton Kutcher as Humphrey Bogart’s Rick Blaine, the cynical yet courageous Yank? Paris Hilton as Ingrid Bergman’s Ilsa Lund, a woman torn between her heart and her duty? Owen Wilson as Paul Henreid’s Victor Laszlo, a man more admired than adored? Topher Grace as Claude Rains’ Capt. Renault, twirling his moustache in mock surprise?” Wow – an all-star cast. And it’s great! Outstanding! Shouldn’t miss it! (catch it quick, though – it’s only playing 4/1)