Everyone knows that Hollywood is nothing but a bunch of self-aggrandizing liberals peddling their socialist claptrap to a gullible nation of consumers, right? Wrong. “Since the re-election of George W. Bush last fall, cultural conservatives have been flexing their muscles not only in the political arena but also on the entertainment front.” Will the next CSI spinoff be set in Crawford, Texas? Will MTV’s next Spring Break special stress abstinence and bedrock family values? Will Don Rumsfeld be the next James Bond? Anything’s possible…