Can’t get your play produced? Allan Katz tried a suicide note. “The few theaters willing to read my suicide note had all too familiar reasons for passing: it wasn’t dramatic enough; it was too dramatic; it was similar to something they had just produced; it was dissimilar from something they had just produced; they liked everything but the ending; they liked the ending, but nothing before it; they liked the middle, but wished it had come first — or at the end — or both.”