A job at the Sundance Festival is considered quite the plum appointment for film students, even if that job mainly involves standing around outside in single-digit weather and making exactly no money. The waiting list for such thankless volunteer gigs is shockingly long, especially considering the major restrictions on self-promotion: “no talking to celebrities, no asking for autographs, no pitching their own film projects. Violators who are found out will not be accepted back.”