“Are newborns allowed to work in the movies? Yes. In California, infants can start working when they’re 15 days old, provided that they (or their parents) have a work permit and a note from a licensed physician.” SAG guidelines even dictate the substances with which they can be slathered to make them look freshly born: “Grape, red currant, and cherry jelly can be used to simulate birth-related fluids. Strawberry, raspberry, and K-Y jellies are a no-no, for fear of allergic reactions.”