The tabloids have loads of fun writing about onstage nudity. “At first glance, it seems remarkable that any newspaper so rammed full of pictures of assorted near-naked models, pop stars and Z-list ‘celebs’ can still manage to generate any interest in an undressed actor. In fact, quite the reverse is true: this sort of coverage seeks to bring down to the level of smut something which is not remotely smutty….”