I Know Something That’ll Make My Art Look Great (By Comparison)

“Asked by the Arts Council to select a show from the huge collection of modern British art it has built up, Grayson Perry has plumped for the bleakest, dullest, greyest, least sexy things he could find: if it made you want to slit your wrists, it was in. Then he produced a couple of fabulous new pieces himself and added them to the show. Thus, anyone walking in here has little choice but to notice how awful the rest are and how brilliant Grayson is. Genius.”