By lifetime achievement awards. (“But I’m still working!”) By mention of his Hollywood career. (“Do you know I haven’t set foot in a movie studio in, wait a second, 30 … in 43 years? There is a statute of limitations. People shouldn’t bring it up.”) By Lang Lang. (“It’s a circus act, you know? Why doesn’t he just come out and juggle?”) By travel. (“You get shunted around. Too awful.”) By technology. (“I don’t even have a cell phone. I don’t know how they work.”) And so on…