“Four weeks is a long time in morris dancing. Only last month, stories were circulating that Morris dancing was a dying past-time. But now, if new reports are to be believed, it’s enjoying a major comeback. Of course, morris dancing never left anywhere for it to come back to – because unlike Lily Allen, Twitter or political leaders, it is something that is entirely impervious to trends and utterly immune to what we – the public – think of it.”