“Theatre is a fun, powerful and ubiquitous art form, but having a “World Theatre Day” makes it seem like some sort of disease we need to raise consciousness about. Or a cause to don a little rubber bracelet for: Save Our Thesps. There’d be no World Theatre Day if everyone thought theatre was in a healthy state. We only organise capital-D Days for things that we fear are in peril. (See also: Earth Day.)”