On getting married: “You’re less likely to get divorced if you do it sensibly, but then you’d just die of boredom. So you should do it rashly.” On lap-dancing and porn acting: “It’s not any big deal. Good for you while you have it, you won’t be able to do it for long and then you can get a job as a typist or whatever.” On sex in old age (she’s 78): “Well, I think, yes, it’s part of being alive isn’t it? But it’s distasteful to the young.” On how much of what she tells journalists is true: “Ooh, about 60%”