“Skating has reached the point where [the Will Ferrell comedy] Blades of Glory seems less like satire and more like cinéma vérité. Lilac vinyl jumpsuits, sheer tops, off-the-shoulder necklines, corsets, tassels, feathers and fur are all the rage. And then there are the women.” Says the famously flamboyant Johnny Weir, “Too much is never enough.”