“[Artist Erin] Crowe produced colorful, whimsical canvasses that highlighted Mr. Greenspan’s wrinkled forehead, pursed lips, droopy ears, hand gestures and oversize glasses.” One of her Greenspan portraits sold for $150K at a charity auction; now its owner keeps it under the bed. Another purchaser now snipes that he should use the painting as a dartboard. (Crowe, meanwhile, has moved on to painting Ben Bernanke.)