The Dark And Stormy Nights Of 2010: Bulwer-Lytton Prizes For Worst Opening Sentence

Here’s just one Dishonorable Mention: “Living next door to the Lesters for nearly twelve years now, Mrs. Nestor, fully aware of her husband’s fondness for pulchritudinous posteriors, was unable to deter Chester Nestor’s constant quest for Mr. Lester’s sister Hester’s monster keister.”