The most common submissions included “Gone With the Windex,” “The Importance of Being Ernst & Young,” “Gulliver’s Travelocity,” “Lost Verizon,” “Midnight In the Olive Garden of Good and Evil,” “Slaughterhouse-Five Guys,” “A Tale of Two Citis,” and “Of Mice and Mennen.” People within our publishing company enjoyed “One Flew Over the Condé Nast,” perhaps a little too much.