“Step into Tareq Salahi’s house and you’ll pass a framed Washington Post article crowning him a 2009 Person of the Year. … Look closer, though, and you’ll see what’s changed. There’s a Real Housewives of D.C. sticker covering [ex-wife] Michaele’s face, a bronze plaque listing ‘widely unknown facts’ about the White House gatecrashing incident, and, right next to it, Salahi merchandise that Tareq sells to his Airbnb guests.”