Admit it, men. When Apple rolled out the video iPod last week, your first thought (possibly your second, after “who would possibly need such a thing?”) was, “I wonder if that baby is porn-capable?” After all, every other new technology eventually seems to become fodder for the frighteningly large adult-entertainment industry, so why not the little jukebox that could? Well, don’t hold your breath. “With a couple of exceptions, porno producers are in no hurry to provide stag movies for the iPod, thanks to fears of a public outcry and a government crackdown.”