David Blunkett is a sportswriter who has had to endure more singing of England’s national anthem than anyone ought to have to, he writes. What a sad little tune, without much redeeming value. “God Save The Queen offers neither entertainment nor cultural commentary… it stubbornly refuses to transcend the 18th-century stolidity of its four-square rhythms and trite melody.” Maybe it’s time for a competition for a new national song?