Willy Pritts owns nearly 150 acres of open land in Pennsylvania, and thought he’d like to start holding concerts there. But his property isn’t zoned for such events, so local officials told him he’d have to scrap his plans. But Pritts is a resourceful fellow. He turned right around and incorporated as the Church of Universal Love and Music, which is – surprise! – “committed to spiritual growth through music.” County officials are not amused, nor are some of Pritts’s neighbors, who claim that the church’s “services” can be heard for miles around.