So you have a song you’ve written. So you hire pros to finish it up and record it. “The American Song-Poem Anthology: Do You Know the Difference Between Big Wood and Brush” collects 28 mind-bendingly strange and very funny songs paid for by amateur lyricists and recorded by hard-up professional singers and musicians. ‘It’s the only scam I know of where each transaction is a unique work of art. Of course the work of art isn’t always great. These are vanity books set to music. But that’s what makes it so interesting. You have these very talented musicians working very rapidly to fulfill a quota of so many songs per hour, and sometimes the results transcend the limitations of the form’.”