Children’s book writer Louisa Young was briefly touted in the press as “the next JK Rowling.” That’s good, Young supposes, but who wants to be the next JKR? “Why would anyone want a New JK Rowling? The old one works perfectly well. I’m not sure another one is practical. Are there enough trees? Well, I blame the papers. It’s them wot want one, because JKR has become one of today’s sure-fire, never-spiked topics.”