So the Motion Picture Association wants to classify smoking in movies. Maybe some other ratings are in order too? “O rating: Films that represent eating in ‘an exuberant or overly celebratory fashion, without fair time and emphasis given to the benefits of moderation, exercise and/or occasional fasting’ would earn an O (for Obesity). Scenes of holiday meals, carbohydrate-heavy breakfasts, enticing preparations of animal protein and empty-calorie snacking will all be considered.”