“Things have been wrong in the movie critics’ trade for a while, I think — ever since, in fact, Siskel and Ebert emerged from Chicago newsstand battles into a dreadful and debasing (and popular) Hekyll and Jekyll TV act that popularly defined the trade for decades. Promotion and ridiculous celebrity — in which TV’s movie critics joined the D-list of celebrity that they supposedly wrote about — ran riot. Even so, the worst was yet to come.”