And Where Is The Inigo Montoya Action Figure?

“Who would have thought, 20 years after the movie first hit the screens, now the merchandising kicks in. The Princess Bride had everything: Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles” — but, it’s now clear, insufficient product tie-ins. Enter the Dread Pirate Roberts action figure. Seriously.