Joan Rivers, Cutup

Deborah Solomon: “Do you think you’re a plastic-surgery addict?” Rivers: “No. I think I’m in a business where you have to look good, and it’s totally youth-oriented.” Solomon: “I prefer the aging bohemian, Georgia O’Keeffe look.” Rivers: “That’s great if you’re Georgia O’Keeffe and each painting is $5 million and they’re sitting at your feet. But if Georgia O’Keeffe were waiting at a bus stop, nobody … would have pulled over and said, ‘Hey, baby, want a lift?'”