“What is Bella’s favourite book? If you said Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte, then give yourself a point. I, too, will give myself a point for knowing this, although I confess I cheated: I haven’t read Twilight or any of its sequels, nor have I seen the film, and I don’t have the faintest clue who Bella is. I do know what her favourite read is, though, because a cover for a new edition of Wuthering Heights tells me so.”