UK composer Peter Maxwell Davies recently made waves when he accused television’s addiction to pop culture of being one of the root causes of the decline of classical music. But the arbitrary setting of “cultural standards” like these drive some in the arts sphere up the wall. “There is as much rubbish passed off as a serious creative endeavour in high art as ever disgraces a TV screen… I like John Keats as much as I like Bob Dylan. I’m fond of cheap Hollywood movies and Matisse – is this allowed? – simultaneously. I can discuss any sept of the Marx clan, from Groucho to Karlo, you care to mention. In a few small areas of art and ideas I am almost, but never quite, an expert. I am also a disgrace, culturally speaking, and proud of it.”