So … This Is Really Weird, But Sean Penn Interviewed Mexican Druglord El Chapo For Rolling Stone

And the first half of it goes like this: “I take no pride in keeping secrets that may be perceived as protecting criminals, nor do I have any gloating arrogance at posing for selfies with unknowing security men. But I’m in my rhythm. Everything I say to everyone must be true. As true as it is compartmentalized. The trust that El Chapo had extended to us was not to be fucked with.”