Anna Nicole Smith, The Opera

If they can do it with Jerry Springer, why not Anna Nicole? Covent Garden has commissioned a new piece from composer Mark-Anthony Turnage and librettist Richard Thomas (who did, yes, Jerry Springer) for a 2011 premiere. The Royal Opera’s head says, “It is not going to be tawdry; it is going to be witty, clever, thoughtful and sad.”

Cast Your Own Anna Nicole Smith Opera!

The cher public at Parterre Box is having a grand old time suggesting the ideal singers to re-enact the life of the former Vicki Lynn Hogan. So far, candidates for the title role range from Netrebko to Mattila to Bartoli; Plácido Domingo is suggested for the elderly husband, as is 106-year-old tenor Hugues Cuénod, and barihunks should be fighting to play baby-daddy Larry Birkhead.

Was East German Art Nothing But Socialist-Realist Propaganda? No.

Michael Kimmelman: “The show [“Art of Two Germanys” at LACMA] makes clear that the truth was actually more complicated, as it usually is, East German art having been more varied, not always politically compliant, closer at times to what was happening in West Germany than the West German art establishment either acknowledged or bothered to notice.”

Ford’s Theatre Reopens, Celebrating Lincoln And Obama

The Obamas were in the audience and the stage was packed with stars as the newly refurbished Ford’s Theatre celebrated Lincoln’s bicentennial, but “the appearance that drew the night’s biggest round of ‘oohs’ was that by an inanimate object. After violinist Joshua Bell performed early in the program, it was revealed to the crowd that the instrument he used during ‘My Lord, What a Morning’ was last played at Ford’s on April 14, 1865 — the night of Lincoln’s assassination.”