Royal Ballet Runaway Sergei Polunin Complains Of ‘British Mafia’

“The British paid for their houses with Nureyev and made their careers out of him. But, when he was past his best, they simply threw him out. … They get rid of everyone: It’s a kind of British mafia. So I thought that, in a few years’ time, someone young would come along – someone who was easier to manage and who didn’t need to be paid as much.”

Don’t You Dare Call Us The Happiest Town, Says Sag Harbor, NY

“The cause of distress: a national magazine, Coastal Living, named Sag Harbor as a finalist in a contest to crown ‘America’s happiest seaside town’.” Says one longtime resident, “Is Sag Harbor a happy place? No, Sag Harbor is not about happy.” (Note: The town that ended up winning the title just elected Mark “Hiking the Appalachian Trail” Sanford to Congress.)

Venice Is Losing A Great Artwork, For A Really Dumb Reason

Jerry Saltz: “Here we go again. A handful of politicians and citizens get their low-information artistic panties in a twist, get insulted by whatever work of public art they decide offends them … Especially if there’s a penis or vagina involved and if the location of the public sculpture happens to be one of the most extraordinary spaces in all of Christendom.”

How Sequestration Threatens The Library Of Congress

“Just as military contractors, air traffic controllers and federal workers are coping with the grim results of a partisan impasse over the federal deficit, the Library of Congress, whose services range from copyrighting written works — whether famous novels or poems scribbled on napkins — to the collection, preservation and digitalization of millions of books, photographs, maps and other materials, faces deep cuts that threaten its historic mission.”

Companies Get Rich Off Our Data. Shouldn’t We Charge Them For It?

“Whenever Amazon uses our customer history to make a sale or whenever OkCupid matches a couple based on our dating history, we should get a cut — a “nanopayment.” As Google Translate gets smarter while we translate rap lyrics from Maltese to Latin, shouldn’t we get something? Perhaps — let’s just wait for Google Translate to earn Google some money first.”